Merry Christmas!

Sorry, we're late but...


Merry Christmas!


And my camera got stolen in Kuala Lumpur. I love Christmas. (screw Christmas!!!)


But apart from that, I wish you all had the Time of your Life! (dirty bit)


Hehe... Yay for the Black Eyed Peas reference. Anyway, we're all looking forward to New Year's now. Come 2011, go 2010!

Asian Invasion... in Willetton

Sorry for the bad rhyming...

It's all her fault... ALL HER FAULT.

That's Nat Wahid by the way. That's only if you can see her, of course. Haha, no offence Nathaara Testicular Testosterone Hitam Jis Ha! Tequila Tashkila Wahid.


After much planning and effort, on Saturday November 27, 2010, we went to Southlands, and by we, I mean people from my school, and by my school, I mean the Asians... + Nat Wahid. What the hell was Nat Wahid doing there? (Ok ok, I admit I invited her)


So the following people went to this outing :


Oswald
Brendan
Wint
Joanne
Tanya
Jayden
Alyssa
Eunice
Nat Wahid (we nearly lost her)
Denise;


and of course, the ultimate duo:
Yan W. and Mark (me).


So everyone was meant to arrive at 12:30-12:50 so that we have enough time to get ready for DarkZone, however, someone called OSWALD didn't arrive until 12:00. Maybe he lost his way to Southlands because his eyes were too small big.


When Oswald finally showed up, we quickly went to the DarkZone counter and he was so lucky I booked a booking the night before - with the help of Brendan. :3


However, since Tanya wasn't wearing sneakers, she had to run to $pendLess $hoes (yes, with the dollar signs) to buy sneakers...

Yes Tanya, $15 for shoes and $4 for socks is soo not expensive. /sarcasm

...she ended up buying canvas shoes. Yeah Tanya, totally.

So we finally went in to the blue room where we learnt about how to play DarkZone. Yeah, as if I totally don't know how to use a Phasor. But then again, there's people like Nat Wahid, Wint... 

Finally, we were assigned to our teams. All twelve of us were assigned to yellow team. No racial slur intended at all because we're totally not Asian.

We won both games and for some really weird reason, I kept losing Nat Wahid, and Yan kept on bumping into a floating vest. *insert Nat Wahid joke here*

Anyway, at the beginning, we all dibbed to be in Nat Wahid's team because she had auto-invincibility (get the drift!) and could win the game with her natural talent, but Nat Wahid managed to prove us wrong.

... Nat Wahid. W...T...F...

Seriously, with your invisibility cloak, is that even possible?

After DarkZone, we went to Utopia because we were thirsty. Nah, we just wanted to be all fobby Asian and go invade Utopia with our fobby Asian...ness. However, Eunice and Joanne thought they were too cool so they went to Maccas instead.

At Utopia we drank bubble tea and hanged out in one corner... and everyone kept looking at us. It's like as if they've never seen a group of hot Asians before - excluding Nat Wahid, of course.

La Asian Mob - everyone's looking at me?

That was hard work, wasn't it, Nat Wahid?

Jayden wants to drink all of that bubble tea... too bad it's all mine, bitches!

Pathetic attempt at trying to be white.

Mandatory Mark + food shot... with Jayden trying to steal my cake.

Mandatory Yan + bread shot... with Jayden trying to steal his bread.

Then we went to McDonald's because we all wanted to be fat like Mark! We ordered chips, soft serves, wraps, shit, etc and we played in the playground! YAY for being mature 13 year olds!

Anyone else see the similarity?

Because we're totally under three years old! YAY!

Time passes quick when you have fun, and before we knew it we were back at the food court in Southlands. Played a few arcade games and then we seperated - Brendan, Tanya, Yan W. and I went to watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, to be joined by Chelsea, Nat Wahid's cousin.

Apart from the fact that I slept through the Deathly Hallows after I moved to a row of empty seats with their arms pushed up, the movie was pretty good. However I found it rather awkward how Ron turns back to Ron after kissing an old woman (think Nat Wahid)?

Anyway, the movie finished, and we went to take neoprints! Here are some of them:

Pretty sexy, huh?

And that was the last outing of 2010. 

It was exhausting, fun and exhilarating - however the hell you spell it. 

Oh, btw, the feature couple is still Jayden and Yan.

Nice position, Jayden. AWKWARD TURTLE...

we know now...

after much devising (from oswald's side), we come to the conclusion...


it is siew mei yong...


i bet black wahid's life on it!!!

this face must really turn you on

feature photo #2

really, oswald, really? (click for larger image)

guys, pretty self-explanatory... let your imagination run wild and take this photo in any way you want.

personally, my story is a little too X-rated.

Thank you to Denise for finding the photo (even though I took it?)

Oh and Nat Wahid wants to get credited for laughing at it. What a Nat Wahid.

feature photo #1

Amazing discovery guys!

not to ruin your eyes or anything... but we just discovered an extremely sexy and suggestive photo of joanne chandra.

 lookin' fine, joanne ;) (click for larger image)

Gotta love those feature photos!

frack everything! let's dance!

sexy, huh?

pretty good start to the night. toma showing off his shuffling skills. hehe. 

anyway, what a great night. the social was so frikkin' retarded that it was fun. 3 hours of shouting, dancing, drinking (coke... such a wannabe) and whatnot, what is there not to love about it?

well in the 3 hours with oswald, jayden, brendan and yan w., we created our dance routine. two dance routines, actually.

routine 1: everyone puts their hand in the centre, throws it up and tries to touch the ground, gets up and do a ballerina, hip thrust, rave and then ballerina again and etc.

yeah jayden, that's how we dance bitches!

get on the ground you dirty prison bitch

Round 2...

routine 2: lift the ceiling, play volleyball, dribble basketball and drive the car!

change the gears brendan

and then brendan, jayden, oswald and yan decided to do frog leaps.

they said i was too fat

so the night went on... and i must say siew mei looks amazing in this photo

hey siew mei... :)

finally came the snowballing...

Feature couple second runner up! Jayden ft. Wint.

where's your hand jayden?

what is that fat teacher doing there?

Compatibility: 80%

Kawaii-ness: 100%

Sexiness: 80%

What a cute couple.

Feature couple runner up! Yan ft. Alyssa.

so tall...

Compatibility: 100%

Kawaii-ness: 80%

Sexiness: 90%

What a tall couple.

Feature couple winner! Jayden ft. Yan.

how much sexier can a couple get?

Compatibility: 100000000000000000%

Kawaii-ness: 100000000000000000000000000%

Sexiness: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

Delicious.

Moral of the story:

Life is too short. Fuck everything, just dance.

- quote Jayden Lim, 17.11.2010

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what should i say>?....
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stupid english.......
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this is totaly better then the other two blogs...
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do u like paper?...
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thsi is text...
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i am sitting on  soft bed...
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my mac is white and so is white paper...
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that is enough said for tuesday 16th of novemner 2010

Welcome to the Grand Opening!

Welcome to the grand opening!

Have a fun time! 

(especially Wint Ye Ywe Phu :p)

GRAND OPENING AT 8:08PM 15TH OF NOVEMBER 2010........................ get ready people...
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IT IS ALMOST TIME FOR US TO RELEALE TO THE ASIAN PUBLIC........
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welcome

i'm so sorry but i wanna eat you ♥

(shorterned form the rice paddy)

(not a parady of ♥ Im So SOrry; But I Love You) 

Welcome!
Oh hi, didn't see you there! (because of my small chinky eyes...haha ==")

Isn't the rice paddy just beautiful? 

Yes it is, because it's made by two of the world's hottest people, whose name must be remain disclosed for security reasons. (we're scared of stalkers too)

In this blog, we will be following the lives of people in the RSHS Cohort of 2014. Watch out for more news!

our first post

this is our first post. im not too sure on what to write.....so..... today was normal...... i ate really disgusting bread.........and thats all... i think...